I’d laugh my ass off if I met a gay couple called Adam and Steve
(Source: pwoperqueenie)
1/∞ Torchwood Stills
‘Because I can’t out-think or sort of out-perform Fry, all I can do is flirt with him which does make him go really… it’s like he just turns into a Jane Austen character, just these flashes of ‘Oh, stop it! No, don’t” - Phill Jupitus
I’m so happy
(Source: mishnovak)
YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE A GREAT SHIP THOUGH
OTP: EVERYONE HATES US.
Their lovechild:
So in English class we had to draw a scene from The Great Gatsby. After the drawings were done the teacher was showing them to the class, and one drawing was a pic of Gatsby reaching towards at the green light, but in the drawing Gatsby didn’t have hands. So my teacher starts saying something like how this picture has hidden meaning and portrays the helplessness Gatsby feels, and the kid next to me just casually says “I can’t draw hands.”
-waiting for brother to get out of the shower-
-hears him singing-
will you quit singing?
what?
QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME
WOMAN
WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
MY BALLS
AND MY SOUL
Bit of a handful(based on http://theboywithgoldeneyes.tumblr.com/post/50991692920/gundamdick-deeeeaaan )
(Source: lokissocks)